I ate a piece of raw chicken on
accident. I didn’t see all those yellow
scabs. The last time I took a piss
was a couple of minutes ago.
May I have the blue sweater you’re sitting
on? It smells like two kinds of farts in here. I need to walk
more. The inner parts of my thighs shift when
my backside twitches. I hate this diner
we always go to. The coffee taste like
stale almonds. I noticed a pile of
guts on the sidewalk on my way back from
the doctor. It looked like noodles and oatmeal
with French salad dressing. I would have stepped
in it if hadn’t been for the seagull
staring at me. He kept saying he was
lonely and it caused me to look down.